Inspired by a friend on LJ who sometimes posts a guide to all the family and friends she mentions on her journal for newcomers, I've compiled a similarily guide to all the extended family members I'm likely to mention in my journal. So now there's no need to be confused:

Shareen - She's been me mate for years and years. Fancies David Tennant, wants him to check her pulse and keeps going on about something called 'Amlet! She also thinks that she makes better icons than me - daft bint!

Debs - My sister. She thinks I'm a serial killer (I mean why else would anyone have books about Jack The Ripper, Charles Manson and Mary Bell or know who Jessica Fletcher is? *rolleyes*). I usually just call her "The Ice Princess" though and tell her that I couldn't possibly be a serial killer because she hasn't dated me *hee hee* Also she dresses like a hooker sometimes.

Evil Sister Jessica (tm) - My evil sister who lives in the mirror and tells me to do bad things. Because I'm such a pushover I always do as she commands.

Jessy Pants - Local icon dealer who got me hooked on Paris icons.

Paris - Says she doesn't want to marry me and that she loves someone else... But exactly what part of all that sounds even remotely believable?

Evil Sister Nicky - Paris's evil sister who lives in the mirror and tells her not to marry me and to spend more time with Benji instead (well someone has to get the blame). Possibly.

Stretch Monster - He has glue for blood! Ewww!( Read more... )

So now you know. Can I help it if I have a big family or am massively popular :P